Rambles at Thirty Five Hundred Feet

Hey lookie! It`s me! Topless! Yes. For some reason you`ve either been coned into a picture of me or you.. cough.. actually took the time to read something I wrote. Anyways, I am Jesse and this is my personal blog. This is my hashing of thoughts or anything that I just fail to share on a daily basis. Be forewarned, i`m heavily dyslexic and sarcastic BUT I can express myself.

First lets clear some things up.



I’m 23 and live in Calgary, Alberta, which was the host of the 1988 Olympics and by the standards of some agency, the 4th best city to live in the world! Go me!


I’m gay and in a committed relationship with the person who is my partner, best friend, and lover. He also drives me generally nuts and we live with each other. (AKA i`m off limits :p)


I’m a French Canadian hybrid. The best way to put it, is that any European race that hates each other got together and formed me. So I’m 25% each of French Canadian, welsh, German, and Jewish orgins. Easiest way to say it French Canadian mutt. My French is AWFUL but at the understandable point in which I can read it and translate it with ease.. just not say it (please don`t make me explain how it works again)


I am 6’2 (still growing), I have blue eyes (green or grey depending on the refraction of lite), a curly brown Jewish hair fro, and basically no facial hair or body hair. I have size 10 wide wide pregnant lady feet and I’m clumsy as they come. I run like the wind and I’ve been smoke free since February 1st, 2012 (after 8 years+ of smoking!)


I’m in school full time online. Current courses- Anatomy, Communication, Intro to Chem, Canadian Health Studies. I’m a human Science major, aka the practical application of any arts degree which doesn’t lead to a mcjob! My future goal is advance care critical paramedic.


I work at a receptionist in a spa. Basically I wear a tie, get fancied up, and sarcastically answer the phone all day. Horary for sarcasm!


Yes I live in Canada. It’s cold and I have free health care. Yes I can marry my boyfriend, and yes, I can smoke weed if I felt like it with basically no crazy government coming after me.



I’m not flabouty gay. I have a pure, boarding on hatered, of lady gaga. I do not like her, at all. My favourite band is blink-182 and I wear jeans and a t-shirt with shitty shoes. I’m like any straight male minus the fact that I like penis. Go penis!



No I don’t believe in religion, yes my religious parents love me, yes I have fag hags, and no, I’m not sharing naked pictures.



I suffer from PTSD (which is post traumatic stress disorder from a previous abusive relationship), I am dyslexic, an awful speller and I’m suffer from an immune disorder to top it off with.



If you haven’t noticed by now, I ramble.. and write.. and that’s my passion and this is what my blog is for. Basically, if you like stalking peoples quite boring lives, then this is the place to fulfil your stalkerish dreams. Ask if you have a question, or if your confused.


Any content here is originally posted by me unless it’s been rebloged to shit or it’s music. No I don’t use photoshop. This blog has been in it`s present form since April 2010